Gifted Children

Something is not right with this current world, really. When I was younger, in the normal world, the one who was having the birthday gets all the stuff. He does not give out stuff! These days, you are providing food and entertainment for your "well-wishers". And as if that is not enough, you would have to give them loot bags too. What the hell is a loot bag?!? Who they hell came up with this crazy concept??! I am telling you. The world is not well. Earthlings have gone crazy.